Pouf went a-courtin’, and he did tweet, uh-huh
Pouf went a-courtin’, and he did tweet, uh-huh
Pouf went a-courtin’, and he did tweet
With a bank, a store, and a bag of sweets, uh-huh
He tweeted up to Mr. Pootey’s ass, uh-huh
He twat up to Mr. Pootey’s ass, uh-huh
He twat up to Mr. Pootey’s ass
Said, “Mr. Pootey, may I be your lass,” uh-huh
“I got a bank, a store, and a bag of mints, uh-huh
Got a bank, a store, and a bag of mints, uh-huh
Got a bank, a store, and a bag of mints
I’ll kiss your ass, just make me president,” uh-huh
“Throw in the country and you’ve got a deal, uh-huh
Throw in the country and you’ve got a deal, uh-huh
Throw in the country and you’ve got a deal,
How about you come over for my next meal, uh-huh”
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